Date: 2016-09-12 01:55 pm (UTC)
goddamnwingman: (Default)
From: [personal profile] goddamnwingman
Well, lucky for you, I specialize in non-standard.

Hey. What are friends for if not to get you out of messes that your libido gets you into?

Date: 2016-09-12 05:17 pm (UTC)
howmanyfingers: (001)
From: [personal profile] howmanyfingers
Exactly what I've always thought. One of these nights we'll have to do a reunion tour of the Kitchen.

Which, by the way, the longer you put off, the more Karaoke bars I'm adding to the list. How long has it been since we inflicted our rendition of Under Pressure on a bar of unsuspecting patrons?

Date: 2016-09-16 06:43 pm (UTC)
goddamnwingman: (Default)
From: [personal profile] goddamnwingman
I think, in this case, there's plenty of blame for both of them. Though this is definitely one reason why I avoid tequila. Or drinking in public in general.

Of course, then I wake up tied to my bed instead of a bar.

Date: 2016-09-17 12:06 am (UTC)
cutepoison: (Three)
From: [personal profile] cutepoison
He'll know the law inside out too.

Tell you what, I'm going to call you, give you a little taste of what you'll come home to.


[And the phone rings. It's Michael of course.]

Date: 2016-09-17 03:08 am (UTC)
glansande: (Just a laugh)
From: [personal profile] glansande
He's opening the door before Matt makes it the few doors down from the stairwell exit. The smile at who and what's coming is evident in his voice. "You're a prince among men, Matt."

Date: 2016-09-18 07:05 pm (UTC)
cutepoison: (Irresistable)
From: [personal profile] cutepoison
[Michael clears his throat and puts on his sexiest russian accent. Which is a little slurred because he's kind of drunk now.]

That could be the whole point, or perhaps I would like to give you good distraction at work.

Date: 2016-09-18 08:10 pm (UTC)
goddamnwingman: (Ready and waiting)
From: [personal profile] goddamnwingman
Nope. I'm perfectly able to mention them myself, thanks.

Of course, my exes are generally not trying to kill me, either.

Steph would say both. Foggy would probably also say both.

Date: 2016-09-18 08:34 pm (UTC)
cutepoison: (One)
From: [personal profile] cutepoison
Hm, I think I'll have to do better to make that might into a "i'm heading home right this second."

[He laughs softly at himself.]

Do you have request?

Date: 2016-09-21 12:12 am (UTC)
glansande: (Wellll...)
From: [personal profile] glansande
"Hey, like I said: If that's coffee coming this way, you can break my legs for all I care." He's kidding. Mostly.

Sean opens the door wider for Matt. "You're way too cheerful to be up this early. Hell. So am I."

Date: 2016-09-26 02:53 am (UTC)
glansande: (Yeah?)
From: [personal profile] glansande
He laughs, moving to help Matt with the treasures he brought over. "Nice try. I could probably carry you if I had to."

Creamer is retrieved from the fridge. "Seriously, though. I'm sorry about last night. There are reasons no one should ever tell me that Happy Hour is running a special on Patron." He sounds sheepish, Matt, and is thankful you brought coffee.

Date: 2016-09-26 01:44 pm (UTC)
goddamnwingman: (Default)
From: [personal profile] goddamnwingman
That's one way to deal with them, I suppose. At least Babs just snarks at me. And is more than willing to put me on my ass when we're sparring.

Nearly there.

Date: 2016-09-27 09:58 pm (UTC)
cutepoison: (Irresistable)
From: [personal profile] cutepoison
I didn't realize Russian would get you so hot.

[He clears his throat and switches to a soft, soothing and sophisticated sounding british accent.]

What about this? Getting you warmer? You'll have to tell me what accent you want to hear in bed.
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